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Fluff Question: Sometimes when I walk down the rows of cubicles in my office, I hear the theme from “Shaft” in my head, and envision that everyone I pass is basking in my coolness as I walk by. Should I see a counselor about this, or just enjoy the moment?

Battle lines: You’re slower than usual today. Short on questions? Here, I’ll help. My husband and I are having some tense times. I’m a ironbreaker and he’s my runepriest, so it’s my job to charge into the back lines and beat on the zealots and goblin shamans while he keeps me healed. Usually this works out pretty well for us. However, he’s starting to get really distracted by healing other people, so when I’m retreating because I’m taking too much damage, he misses my heals by a split second because he was busy resurrecting some random stranger and I die. Then he gets upset, and somehow I wind up feeling like it’s my fault because I charged in too deep. Do we need professional help?

Carolyn Hax: No, just a few days without electricity.